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Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought.
It renews automatically. So does the guilt.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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