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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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