ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Life is short.
A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post office queue.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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