ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some people run marathons.
You run late, and you still come last.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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