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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought.
It renews automatically. So does the guilt.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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