ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings.
It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing, and lost the person who asked how you were.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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