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Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress".
It said the same when you opened it by accident. It'll keep saying it after you've gone, if nobody cancels the subscription.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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