ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life.
Someone will close them after the funeral. Unread.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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