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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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