ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A good night out now means home by ten.
Nobody had to come and get you. Nobody offered.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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