ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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