ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see my screen?"
You can. You always will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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