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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "built different".
You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
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- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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