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The box had the budget. You're out here with a sticky note.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
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- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Roblox was free. The hat was £4.99. The sword was “everyone has one”.
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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