ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "romanticise studying".
You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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