ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought the yoga mat.
The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible, more mindful and better liked.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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