ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your company's core values are printed on the wall.
So nobody has to have them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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