ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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