ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you.
It's a debt collector.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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