ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "built different".
You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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