ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "comfort show".
You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends 3.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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