ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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