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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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