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THURSDAY, 2 DECEMBER 1965
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You do that at work for free.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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