ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "this is my year".
You've said it since 2019. The years have stopped believing you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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