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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You quit your job to "find yourself".
Found you. You're on your parents' sofa, and the Wi-Fi password has been changed.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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