ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The award show ran four hours.
The only winner was the advert break.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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