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Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen.
It will still be on that wall long after your name is off the door.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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