ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The consultation runs for twelve weeks.
The decision was made in week zero.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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