ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious.
Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it to Tuesday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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