ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“Too close to call” means nobody knows.
It is said by people paid a lot to know.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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