ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody notices when you do your job well.
Everyone notices when you leave at 5:01. Your retirement will get a shorter email.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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