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Everyone's bringing back the dog filter.
Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look on its own since March, and it doesn't come off when you close the app.
— Zack, unqualified
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- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
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