ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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