ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The award show ran four hours.
The only winner was the advert break.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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