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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Move fast and break things.
You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your sleep. Series A next.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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