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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "speak your truth".
Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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