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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
FRIDAY, 17 JULY 1970
Everything happens for a reason.
The reason is you. It's always been you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
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