ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness journey started on the second of January.
It ended on the fourth. The trainers still have the tags on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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