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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years.
He has, however, given out about forty.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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