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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question".
Zack has read your ideas. Zack would like them escorted from the building.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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