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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soft launch was a hand in a photo.
The hard launch never came. The hand has since soft-launched someone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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