ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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