ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see my screen?"
You can. You always will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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