ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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