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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They posted an apology in the Notes app.
It was addressed to the fans. The person they hurt didn't get a screenshot.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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