ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You pre-ordered it for the cape.
The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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