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FRIDAY, 15 SEPTEMBER 1972
Every summit sends a very strong signal.
The planet keeps not receiving it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
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