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You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair.
You sit on it like a frog. The chair has given up on you too.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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