ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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